Thursday, April 30, 2009

Girl Talk Thursday.

This week over at Mommy Melee, she's talking spending some dough. $50.00 smackers any way you wish.

I would love to take $50.00 and have my hair highlighted and colored. I have auburn colored hair and I want blond up front with red streaks in the back. Give me something different! I haven't had my hair colored in a few years, and I'm jonesing to do it now! I either a. don't have the time or b. don't have the money.

Now that we've bought a new car (Sylvia or Stella, which name is better?)...I really don't have the money! Such is life. It could be worse, I could have to color my hair because of grays, thankfully. I'm not there. Yet.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Bitchy Much?

Okay, so I was a bit bitchy yesterday. Eh, well. We are all entitled those days. I was coming off of two nights of no sleep....and a day of vehicle buying. That would make anyone irritable. I'll put myself in the corner until I pull that broom outta my ass. That work?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Suck It Up

Remember when I was sniffling over this? Well, I've been thinking long and hard about it. I've come to the conclusion of so-fucking-what.

Honestly, the blogosphere is a big place, it's a playground that keeps on growing. Who fucking cares that Seeryus Mama is turning into a review blog? Big fucking deal. Does it make me any less worthy? No. Don't like, don't read it! And certainly don't fucking enter my giveaways. I don't lie and I don't cheat. Don't like what I write, then don't read it!

There is nothing I hate more than people who say one thing and do another. At least have the balls to stand up for what you believe in. Not what other people think you should believe in. Or what you want other people to think you believe in.

So you have 20,000+ visitors a day. Good for you. I know what you are doing with those numbers, as well as any other "review" blogger. You're shouting them out to PR reps, because you like free shit just as much as the next person. Don't say you aren't. Congratu-fucking-lations. I hope it makes you feel like a bigger and better person. And to those that don't review? Fantastic. You just keep on doing what you are doing. Don't hate on me because I'm not doing it your way. Think of what a boring ass place the world would be if we were all the same.

The bottom line, think I'm a carpetbagger? Super. Think I'm just a review blogger? Great. Say it out loud, let me know who you are. Don't talk shit, then turn around and play nice. I want to hear it.

You know, I'll still be around in 20 years. Why? Because I like what I do. Whether anyone sticks with me...that's to be seen. I don't mind talking to myself.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Taking the Plunge

I'm scared shitless. We (I think) are going to purchase a new vehicle. Not new-new, but new to me. Needless to say, it's given me a rumbly in my tumbly and not hungry kind either.

WTF, right? We just purchased Virginia (the Van) last year. Before that we had purchased Goldie (the Grand Prix). Why on God's green earth are we switching around vehicles again?

Let me set the record straight. We aren't people that change vehicles more than we change underwear. Oh no! That is SO not us. I mean, we had Tommy (the Tahoe) for 6 years before Goldie (the Grand Prix) came into the picture. Hell, we still have Tommy (the Tahoe) and always will!

I loved Goldie (the Grand Prix). She was my dream car. Unfortunately, we didn't realize that we'd finally get knocked up...and carseats don't fit so well in a sports car. Enter Virginia (the Van). She was a mistake. Please forgive me, Van Goddesses for saying it, but I hate driving a van. It was an impulse and "Boy Howdy, I'm sick and-fucking-tired of maneuvering that infant carrier in the car" move.

So, tomorrow, we might welcome a new vehicle into our lives. I know you are all dying to meet her too. I think her name is going to be Rachelle the Red Chevy Suburban, but we'll call her Chelle. Unless anyone has any better names out there.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Am I a What?

I just read a post and now I'm questioning myself. Am I a sellout? Does Seeryus Mama suck? I mean, I know I've been busy with all of the reviews. I'm one of those people who can't say no. And I like that.


Just because I don't post that much about my kids does that make me a carpetbagger? I read stuff like this, then feel that I'm not worthy. Maybe I'm not. Damn it! I've worked pretty damn hard to make Seeryus Mama what it is. I don't get paid for blogging, I certainly don't get paid for post. Sure I receive products, but how the fuck am I going to truthfully going to give my thoughts on a product if I don't know what it's really like?

It's all so confusing. For now, I'm going keep on with what I'm doing. Double giggin'.

You have to do what makes you happy. I'll stick with that.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Pssst! Over here!

So Johnny had his first baseball practice tonight. Fine, dandy. It wasn't fun with Pea. It's going to be a long year if she keeps that crap up. She was focused on the ball. She wanted the ball. Nevermind the boys needing the baseballs to practice with.

Now I remember why I'm not a fan of baseball. It's too fricken' hot! Sweet Baby Jesus, it was only 85 degrees today...and I was dying! What the hell is it going to feel like in July? And the bugs, I'm not even going to go there.

I knew there was a reason I love football season. It's cold, we might play in the snow...but at least I'm not sweating my ass off.

Never fear though. I'll go to the practices and games. Smile like I love it. It could be worse. Right?

Friday, April 17, 2009

Bunko Bitches


I love my Bunko group. We meet once a month, drink and more importantly are CHILDLESS! Holla!

Last year, we had a new girl join. She took on the nickname of "Quiet Girl". Tonight, she shocked the shit right out of everyone.

She rolled a bunko and hollered out "BUNKO MOTHERFUCKERS!" That had to be the funniest thing I've ever heard. I'll laugh about that until my dying day.

Needless to say, she isn't called "Quiet Girl" anymore.

Thursday, April 16, 2009

That Really Rips Me

The other day I was cooking lunch and my husband turned on the TV. While flipping through the channels, he finds Rush Limbaugh. Nothing makes my blood boil more than that ass wipe. And the husband knows that.

He had a nice chuckle over it, while I considered knocking his ass out with a frying pan.

Monday, April 13, 2009

The Waiting Game

Starting a new project isn't easy. I will be waiting 9-12 weeks for my blog design. That's fine by me, but before then I pretend to know what I'm doing and you'll probably see some wacky shit.

Until then, I'd love to line up some giveaways for the Grand Opening of She's Unapologetic. Did I mention that I've changed the blog name? I did. Because I can. So suck it.

Back to the giveaways, email me if you are interested. I'm going to tweet the hell outta this site, and giveaways. I'd love to have some LIVE giveaways too.

That's it from this small corner of the world.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Welcome Wagon

Hiya...Sky here. Originally I started blogging at Seeryus Mama, but it's more of a wholesome, family site. I didn't feel comfortable calling it how I see it. I need a place to really...speak. This is it.

This is the place were I can say FUCK, or bitch about someone. I'm sick of playing nicey-nice all the time.

I hope you'll join me. I don't know what this is right now, or what it will turn out to be...but I'm ready for change.