Sunday, May 31, 2009

Asshats Out There


It's come to my attention that some douche bag likes to comment on Mommy Bloggers contests. Not to enter, but to give his so called wisdom. A few of the things he's spouted off...


caleb@arrowlinemgmt.com said...

I hope the chinky prize doesn't break your bank. What a cheapo prize. The lows people sink to in order to get hits to their site!

caleb@arrowlinemgmt.com said...

Certainly ye jest! A whole can of Pledge for one lucky winner???? Eee gads, me hopeth ye haven't over done yerself. What a cheeky, slimey way to get hits to a dorky web blog!

caleb@arrowlinemgmt.com said...

Do you spend ALL your time on the Net???? *******, you need to spend some time with your kids for a change.


Seriously? So I've clicked back on this guys link...and I'm quite appalled. Here he is claiming to be a Godly person...blah, blah, blah. Yet he's talking shit and making judgement about moms.


What. The. Fuck.


Sounds like someone is a little jealous for all of the comments people leave on their blogs. It's my guess that he just wants someone to buy his shitty book...and there aren't a bunch of buyers out there.

A bit of business advice dickhead...don't bite the hand that feeds you. There are more and more moms blogging out there, and generally, we stick up for each other, you piss in one of our Wheaties...we tell the world. Usually I charge, but I'll give ya that one for free.



So dude, get a fuckin' hobby.

Oh Honey...


"That guy gets more ass than a toilet seat."

I have found books that were written for me! It's no secret I like me some smut. The first book I picked up was called Delicious.


Bloody hilarious, that top line up there...in the book.


Just to mention, there is a warning on the back of the book, it says,

WARNING!!! This is a REALLY HOT book. (Sexually Explicit)


It's no more sexually explicit than other books without the warning, but whatever. If it sells more copies for them, great.

If you are in the market for a quick read...check it out!



Just as an added FYI, I didn't purchase these books, I wasn't sent these books to review...I checked them out from the library! **GASP**

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Fall off the Face of the Earth Much?

So, where the hell have I been, eh? My apologies. I've been a bit busy.

Without a lot to say. I guess there hasn't been anyone to piss me off lately! That can't be right, I can always find time to bitch!

Tonight my husband came home and asked "How good of a day did you have?" Not, "Did you have a good day?", which in my mind is a completely different question. Anyway the convo went a little something like this...

Me: What did you do?

Him: I'm just asking!

Me: No, seriously. What did you do?

Him: Let's just say an opportunity arose today.

Me: What did you do? (Do you see the pattern?)

Him: Bought a dump truck.

Me: It better have Tonka on the side of it and can be pushed by hand.


It doesn't and it can't. He honest to God bought a freaking dump truck. Why? Not a clue. We don't need a dump truck, we have pickups, pickup box trailers an enclosed trailer and flatbed trailer.

For the love of all that is Holy...we do not need a dump truck!

Yet, we now own one. What goes through their minds? Anyone have any insight out there you can pass along?